If you ever think of stopping by....

If you know what’s good for yer
you’ll swat us whilst you can;
you see, we have
a nasty habit

of crashing the party
and leaving the stain
of our faeces
in the most unwelcome
of places.

We’ll take it from yer
but offer you something
you can’t refuse
beforehand

(and if not,
we’ll slowly move in on yer,
surround yer,
until you’re beaten
and you’re praying
for desolation).

So,
if you’re up there
you’d better keep an eye on us
because we’ll be up there
to join you soon
with all our civilities –

we’ll pour acid on you
whilst wearing latex gloves.

We’re gonna fuck with yer
and multiply
all over you
for to be
sustained
on your lifeblood.

(It’s not our fault:
don’t hold it against us;
the common enemy of the enemy
is itself.)

Diddums.