Ha-ha!

I was walking
down the street
when I stopped a 
pedestrian
and asked him,

'what's the quickest way
to Jupiter?'

He paused,
looked up,
pointed.
Then he shrugged his shoulders:
he was nonplussed
and in a rush.

Five minutes later,
I stopped a woman:

'excuse me, ma'am,
what's the quickest way 
to the centre of the Earth?'

'Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha--
Oh, you're serious?'
She looked down,
raised her head,
smiled,
and laughed.

I looked
upon her
quizzically.

I went home,
shrugging with laughter,
and almost pissed myself
before I got to the toilet.

'Ha-ha-ha-ha-hahahahaha!'