Church.

There's this

giant church

where I live,

and I 

couldn't think 

of the

name of it

this morning,

so I asked

a lady 

on the street:

St Bartholomew's.

'It's meant

to be

the biggest in 

all Europe,'

she told me.

'And it's

meant

to represent

the

exact

dimensions

of the Ark.'

'What a load

of bullshit,'

I replied.

She didn't laugh;

she didn't frown:

she looked

indifferent -

face caked

with shock.

'Have a nice day,'

I said.