the carrion they adore.
in and around fingers, long before the
and the Robin's wing sunk
This blog comprises an up-to-date collection of all my bits and bobs - both poems and song lyrics. The selections date back as far as 2005. I hope you enjoy them. And, please, do comment!
There's a place called Earth
93 million miles from the Sun
and it's full up with humans,
O boy they're having fun!
And on this planet
known as Earth
that bears this human race,
we launched white people
into space....
And now there are white people in space,
white people in space.
Get aboard this ship
and put a smile on your face.
We got white people in space!
A man called Democritus,
in Ancient Greece, said
'Earth is not the centre of the universe -
it's the Sun around which we sweep.
And thousands of years later
a man called Kepler said, 'Hey yo!
The Earth goes round the Sun!
Did you catch that, Galileo?'
And then hundreds of years later,
in 1969, Kennedy said,
'Let's go to the Moon -
then everything will be fine!'
Aldren and Armstrong
(not forgetting Michael Collins)
went up and said 'Wowza!' -
but after Gregarin.
But humans are like milk cartons -
they leak all over the place.
And now we got
white people in space!
Yeah, white people in space.
White people in space.
Climb aboard if you're white -
even black people have a place!
Yeah, white people in space!
And now the Chinese and the Indians
are at it. Landing on the Moon
and sending probes to Mars.
But we all know the stars ain't yellow -
they're white! And space ain't brown -
it's black! Mr Patel, it's such a shame
to have to cut you down!
Space is ours, and space is white!
Come with us, my little darlings,
and you'll all be all right. Come with us,
or we'll leave you sleeping in the night!
We've buggered up the climate,
we've buggered up the seas.
We bugger up everything -
we're a bloody disease!
Our societies are run by crooks,
our economies favour the rich.
And none of us reads any books
unless those words are beamed as pics.
And we think we're all separate;
I tell ya, we're a waste!
But sod it, hop on board -
we're heading into space!
Because we're white people in space.
White people in space.
Come aboard, little darlings,
and let us save the human race.
'Cause we're
GOING
INTO
SPPPAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEE!
He always used to say,
Life's a piece of shit - and then you die.
I guess he was just an irksome fly
lingering around the scent
of putrescence.
Drawn to the darkly side of reality,
lingering there in some diseased banality.
I always used to say,
'Life's like a pair of tits:
when faced with the squeeze
you can eat it up or split.'
But, in reality, life is what you make it.
I'll only be in flight if I put my wings on right;
you can call experience fertiliser,
or you can call it shite.
When man is ruling
with an iron fist,
it's time to become a little
anti-humanist.
Either everything's Holy
or nothing is Holy.
And if the only thing Holy
is your Holy Book,
then you, my friend,
are wholly
a holy crook.
People are stupid,
people are stupid.
I'm here to tell you that
people are stupid.
People are reckless -
people are pointless.
I'm here to tell you how
most people are feckless.
One minute we have it,
the next one we lose it.
People are crazy
and we all abuse it.
We walk to the car,
drive to the mountains
only to go cycling
and then go pint-ing or stout-ing.
We drive to the market
buy food then cook it,
when we could go out
and get others to do it.
We shout at each other,
sisters and brothers.
Say one thing then
turn and do another.
We decry cruelty -
say that it's faulty,
but then overfish oceans,
eat steak every Tuesday.
Because people are stupid.
People are stupid.
We are a pestilence
and we are ruthless.
People are stupid,
people are vapid.
And if the world wants to get on
it better squash us while we're napping!
I grew up in the country.
There, you grow up easily
as an ear of corn:
you are as tall as the sky,
and time is only measured
by the engorging of berries,
in the birds' chirps and cries.
When I was in my twenties,
I moved to the city: prosperity
waited there for me. Frequently,
I'd look up at the buildings,
which seemed to gaze down on me,
steely as a mountain crag
looms above a valley.
But one day, I saw a weed, freed
from between two slabs of pavement,
grabbing at the sky in its up! up! up!
of never giving in. I too looked up.
It was then I started to notice the man
picking the scattered cans, like fruit,
the old woman watering her small patch of garden.
I looked up at the elevated roofs.
One caught my eye in particular:
a pebble-dashed rough-shod flat.
I climbed the stair case to the top,
walked to the edge and surveyed, and at that
I saw, on every building, others staring out,
their arms flung wide open, their faces facing the sound
of the Sun up above, pouring down.
I too opened my arms; I opened my mind,
and the rays struck like a bolt the rod of my spine,
and my heart became light; my mind became sight.
I went down to the street, bought a pitchfork and some soil,
planted trees and shrubs and herbs on roofs:
the city's skin now a spurt of leaf, its blood a glug of oil.
I am sitting in the garden,
listening to 'Recurring',
the atmosphere relaxing,
the Sun - Earth now October-tilting -
gently shining,
when all of a sudden
my attention is snatched
by the snuffling of a bee
in the lavender bush.
I realise there are things
whose beauty
will always be beyond me,
like the rose
was beyond Bukowski.
I let the feeling
pass through me:
it goes.
Peace comes.
The human experience
is not matter-of-fact,
but hazy stabs;
dribs and drabs at truth.
From the murk
a glimmer of lightness.
It tightens, releases,
then soothes.