This blog comprises an up-to-date collection of all my bits and bobs - both poems and song lyrics. The selections date back as far as 2005. I hope you enjoy them. And, please, do comment!
Tuesday, 18 August 2015
The Moment
A Joke
Sunday, 7 June 2015
Modern Man
I live for Wi-Fi
My music's hi-fi
I'm convinced I won't die
I've friends on the network
Nice guy, but a real jerk
I rarely cry, but when I do it hurts
I'm so loved, yet so alone
So much to do, the choice is gone
I'm right here, and yet miles from where I want
I am a modern man
I am a modern boy
And, occasionally, more of a
Postmodern android
In a world full of green
And a world full of grey
The concrete crushes my soul
And yet it's where I choose to stay
Sunday, 26 April 2015
David Cameron's Pledge
Long-term economic plan
Long-term ergonomic plan
Long-term ergonomic flan
Long firm ergonomic flan
Wrong firm ergonomic flan
The words coming out of my mouth
are meaningless, man
You'd have to be foolish
or blind
to eat our Tory spam!
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Besides, how could you
trust a guy who's so shiny
it looks like he's just
swallowed a gram?
More like a key;
not the key to the city
or a key policy.
Just donkey idiocy.
'Cause Bo-Jo gets his mojo
giving blow-J's
to the Daily Maze.
But back on track:
could you stand
another five more years
of an economic plan
that has barely been able to stand?
It's weaker than an Eton elbow-licker
born-in-a-beaker
recycled sneaker-wearing
shiny-headed
Tory poster feature.
But it's funny:
whatever happened
to the sneakers, the bicycle?
Did you shut them in the shed
when you entered office?
And whatever happened
to those green fingers, Dave?
Did they fall away
like autumn leaves,
with all your brown-nosing?
Mr Cameron,
you can shove your
long firm ergonomic flan
up your arse.
I'm voting for real change on May 7th.
Monday, 6 April 2015
Fatherhood
I'm soon to be a father,
and now the wind seems
to cut through me like a razor.
I will soon have a daughter:
there is no greater fear
or awe in this world
than embracing the aura
of a newborn child.
My hands will shield her
like two great wings,
and I will protect her
always,
because there is no greater commodity
in this world
than innocence,
and hungry jaws savour the taste.
But if tyrants want to prostitute
the innocence of my kin,
they will find a rumbling mountain
in this man.
Come stand puny at my feet,
as this mountain flower
I hold aloft,
open to the light,
hungry for the sun.
Sunday, 5 April 2015
Welcome to the West
Welcome to the West,
Come, be a fly on the wall,
Tuesday, 10 March 2015
Ode to the English
We have an entire language
at our command,
such heights of precision
and specificity
and yet we blather and blunder
and blandish with bland
the towers of language that people
our cities:
We cloud them with 'dooberidoos',
'whatjumacallits' and 'whatsits',
replace exactitude with 'thing',
'thingymabob' and 'dohick'.
We are known to be charming,
polite and enquiring,
but behind the disarming
we are fearful, mystified little shirelings.
We are tied up in history
like flies in a web,
the future a lame mare
with one crippled leg.
We stumble into eternity
with a mouthful of teeth,
spitting and seething,
with arms outreached.
Oh, God or Queen or Country,
save us from ourselves!
We're beery, lairy - O Blighty!
What's becoming of your once mighty realm?
Thursday, 5 March 2015
Once Upon a Time
I had a muse,
a sort of female Endymion,
an Arcadian shepherdess.
from that world
and all its ambrosia
of illusion.
not the sort of thing
that's words
clothed in flesh,
brought into a world of sorts
by a wordsmith's brush,
entirely woman,
entirely human,
who seethes with anger,
quivers at my touch.